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Call To Action
Direct Answers - Column for the week of February 3, 2003
I need some advice, please! I've been married to the same man for 11 years. He's a nice person when he's not drinking. However that isn't very often.
He drinks on a daily...
Engagement Rings – From Grass to Glitz
Diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it hasn't always been so. The practice of giving a ring for the promise before the "I do" dates back to prehistoric times, since cavemen and cavewomen walked the earth. The engagement ring predates the...
How To Heal You Health problems by Understanding their psychological origins
HEALTH Good in Your Skin Invited by the Albertville Health Group, Christiane Beerlandt came from Ostend to explain at length the psychological and emotional origins of the most important diseases and symptoms that can strike us. She...
Who, When and Where in the History of Coffee
Coffee has been a part of culture for over one thousand years. The history of coffee varies widely depending on which sources you use. This is especially true when something as powerful as coffee is involved, as coffee has brought much wealth and...
Why Is This Such A Secret?
I found the Fountain of Youth! It's not literally the key to everlasting youth, but I've discovered how to slow down the aging process and start looking and feeling better. It's a simple procedure that involves your mind and your...
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You Know You're An Alcoholic When...
You Know You're An Alcoholic When...
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar
When you go to donate blood and they ask what proof?
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alcohol, and Women.
You have a "happy hour" at home
When you are sober, people ask you what's wrong?
You spend all night making a board game called Alcohol Land
Although you drove home the other night you can't remember how you got home or where you parked your car
Hi ocifer. I'm not under the affluence of incohol.
Your favorite drink is
ethanol.
Why does everybody think I have a prinking droblem?! - I don't have a prinking droblem!
I don't have a drinking prob..pleb..prub.. *hic* Pash me another, tarbender.
You can spend a whole night holding up walls to prevent their (your) collapse.
You instinctively know where the alcohol is in a store you've never been in before
Clubs raise their drink prices because you haven't attended in a while
You think beer and ramen make a good breakfast
About the author:
My name is Jeffrey and I am a recovering alcoholic. I have been clean & sober since April 15, 2003. I encourage people struggling with alcoholic behavior to contact me at alcohol411@aol.com
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